Well this made me giggle. I greatly appreciate a fine glass of wine though not for consumption. I have yet to acquire a taste for it unlike milkshakes. However, I am genuinely fascinated by winemaking and the combination of art and science that it demands. About a decade ago I planted a Chardonnay in my backyard as an experiment. It took a few years before the grapes arrived but as you can see they are budding!
