Chiquita

Ode to Chiquita Boneita
At Green Templeton, quiet and tall,
Stands Chiquita Boneita, queen of the hall.
With a grin so wide and a gaze so bright,
She rules the room in ghostly light.

A scholar of bones, a teacher of lore,
She rattles with wisdom (and sometimes the floor).
Her femurs stand firm, her phalanges wave,
A skeleton sage, so bold and brave.

Oh, Chiquita, with your ivory grace,
You add some charm to this scholarly place.
A book in hand and a banana in toe
She may resemble your Nana, but nobody knows.

So here’s to you, our bony delight—
May your teachings endure through day and night! 💀📚✨

There’s a new skeleton in the library of Green Templeton.
I’ve name her Dr. Chiquita Boneita.
For the record.