Hmmm. I’m going to say jump off a cliff 1,000 feet high onto a giant air-filled cushion. Parachutes are overrated and if it fails to open I’m hooped.
Wow. This one is tough. I think I’ll take an extra leg. Though if I had an extra arm I’d probably be faster climbing. Can you imagine the cost to have my clothes redesigned?
Easy. Famous song. No one hums a book and best-selling doesn’t mean best written.
Easy. Never again be able to bend the arm I write with. One of the advantages of being ambidextrous.
“May” is sort of a funny word; there’s a vagueness to it and a lack of commitment that bothers me. Just tell me if I can eat chocolate in lieu of brussels sprouts and we’re good.
Behold the power of the apostrophe. Baha! Interesting fact: The apostrophe was first used by Pietro Bembo in his edition of De Aetna (1496).[4] It was introduced into English in the 16th century in imitation of French practice. ~ Wikipedia
“But culture change can’t be achieved through top-down mandate. It lives in the collective hearts and habits of people and their shared perception of ‘how things are done around here.’ Someone with authority can demand compliance, but they can’t dictate optimism, trust, conviction, or creativity.” Nice! More here: Changing Company Culture Requires a Movement, Not a Mandate